Anton Bozduganov » Anton says http://antonbozduganov.com An experimental blog Fri, 29 Jul 2011 11:25:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Old — older http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/05/30/old-older/ http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/05/30/old-older/#comments Sun, 30 May 2010 09:03:35 +0000 admin http://antonbozduganov.com/?p=698 Fiat – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Ford – Fix Or Repair Daily Hyundai – Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive. Pontiac – Poor Old Negro Thinks It`s Cadillac SAAB – Sad Attempt At Beauty KIA – Killed in Assembly Volvo – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object Buick – Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer [...]]]> Fiat – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Ford – Fix Or Repair Daily
Hyundai – Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive.
Pontiac – Poor Old Negro Thinks It`s Cadillac
SAAB – Sad Attempt At Beauty
KIA – Killed in Assembly
Volvo – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Buick – Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer
Dodge – Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
GM – Great Mistake
BMW – Big Money Works

]]> http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/05/30/old-older/feed/ 0 Attention! I am a JOBER! Gimmy the JJJJOOOOBBB! http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/03/09/attention-i-am-a-jober-gimmy-the-jjjjoooobbb/ http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/03/09/attention-i-am-a-jober-gimmy-the-jjjjoooobbb/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:47:15 +0000 admin http://antonbozduganov.com/?p=175

Jober Hymn

I am a jober. From morning till night. Each day I work for my BOSS. Boss is left, and yes, boss’s always right. He is my only bright… Why? ‘Cos he is the man with money. ‘Cos he is the man with money. And HE pays my bills every month… Why? Boss [...]]]>

Jober Hymn

I am a jober. From morning till night.
Each day I work for my BOSS.
Boss is left, and yes,
boss’s always right.
He is my only bright…
Why?
‘Cos he is the man with money.
‘Cos he is the man with money.
And HE pays my bills every month…
Why?
Boss is a monkey, and boss is an ox.
Boss is dumb, he’s never polite.
Well, he is jerk,
but he’s my money box.

And I smile.

So I am a jober , and I see no light.
I am a salary man.
I’ve forgotten what is to laugh.
And what is to dance under rain.
Why?
I work for my BOSS from morning till night.
And I smile, and I smile, and I smile…
One day I myself, will turn into BOSS.
This is just how the world goes on.

]]> http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/03/09/attention-i-am-a-jober-gimmy-the-jjjjoooobbb/feed/ 0 Go and study English! http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/02/25/go-and-study-english/ http://antonbozduganov.com/2010/02/25/go-and-study-english/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:44:34 +0000 admin http://antonbozduganov.com/?p=99 I write in English because I can.

It reminds me of who I’ve been till now. It helps me to feel outside this country, a Homo Sapiens Globalus. Well, I don’t have the Oxford English of a young baron, full of dignity. Although I communicate pretty well with people from everywhere who happen to know [...]]]> I write in English because I can.

It reminds me of who I’ve been till now. It helps me to feel outside this country, a Homo Sapiens Globalus. Well, I don’t have the Oxford English of a young baron, full of dignity. Although I communicate pretty well with people from everywhere who happen to know English. Some English. Bad English. Also English of body language, strange gestures and a lot of “aaa” sounds, nothing to do with TOEFL. May be the two years in Jersey help. May be.

Speaking in English changes me a little. First I feel a person with a goal. I see lines between all that happened. It structures my life and point of view. If I am to explain anything in English, most probably I know this for sure, I know every detail and I can introduce it even to a six year old child.

Second, if I speak English I feel a travel person. A nomad. Somebody who is a part of a bigger, global community. One that can take his hat, move ahead and feel home in any part of the world.

So people, don’t be dumb, go and study English.

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