Old — older

Fiat – Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Ford – Fix Or Repair Daily
Hyundai – Hope You Understand Nothing`s Driveable And Inexpensive.
Pontiac – Poor Old Negro Thinks It`s Cadillac
SAAB – Sad Attempt At Beauty
KIA – Killed in Assembly
Volvo – Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Buick – Big Ugly Indestuctible Car Killer
Dodge – Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
GM – Great Mistake
BMW – Big Money Works